cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...