What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...