Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!