Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...