Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...