Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.