God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
New Women’s Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!