A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...