Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.