Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...