News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...