A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
50/50 relationship
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Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!