You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...