Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...