Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.