The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...