Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...