Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...