Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...