Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...