Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...