How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...