Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.