Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...