Write on the bottom of shoes
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Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...