Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...