Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...