Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...