What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...