Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...