How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...