A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...