Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!