Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...