George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....