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NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
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A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
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A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
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Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...