What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...