Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...