Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...