Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.