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|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...