Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...