Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...