Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...