Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...