Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.