Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...