How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...