tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...