Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...